So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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