BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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