What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
