Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I need a beard to bite.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
