You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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