Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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