After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
