You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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