Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
now i know why i became what i already was.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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