Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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