Don't make out with my wife yet
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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