i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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