Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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