butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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