He is an equal opportunity slut.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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