i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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