Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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