the new term for farting is butt boxing.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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