Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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