How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Randomize
