we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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