Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
then he tried to convert me to islam
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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