my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
