benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
