Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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