There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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