it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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