i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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