Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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