my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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