I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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