that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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