Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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