I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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