alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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