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say what?
wanna hang out?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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