Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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