I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
