well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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