there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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