Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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