she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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