I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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