just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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