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Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You did what with his pubic hair?
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