your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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