I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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