sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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