he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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