I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
50% drunk capacity currently
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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