I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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