theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
