I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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