Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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